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Wednesday Aug 8, 2012

Christ, I was all set to write a light hearted post about how I was told once that one of the symptoms of a stroke is to smell toast. This is funny because I sit near a kitchen at work and worry I’m having a few each morning.

But then I googled symptoms of a stroke and with this painful headache I have right now I think it’s safe to say that I’m actually having a stroke as I type this.

Jesus. It’s been nice knowing you kids.

Tuesday Aug 7, 2012

On Saturday morning I went for a deep cleansing facial. Despite my belief that facials should be relaxing and calming mine aren’t and I have to suffer through extractions, i.e. my beautician mauling my face to get rid of any spots, blackheads, whatev’s.

Looking like Freddy Krueger I then had to go to a 1st birthday party for one of my best friend’s daughter.

There’s something deeply uncomfortable being the sole happily non-mother when surrounded by old school friends who are all breeding like crazy. One girl who was a stoned goth in high school, lost her pants at a party one night and was voted most likely to become a drug dealer, had made macarons and party favours. Is weird.

With that said no one asks me when I’m going to have kids, or when I’m going to get married. I’m not sure if it’s a natural pheromone I give out or just a case of bitch face but I’m spared that. People can be nosy yo.

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