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Sunday Jun 26, 2011

I ended up sending “The Nice Boy” a text message Friday, I didn’t want to call him and I certainly didn’t want to see him. I sent:

” So. Discovered today that you’re married with a child. That must’ve slipped your mind. Not going to be able to see you anymore, clearly.”

It was snarky, but hey, I figured it was warranted. I got the below back a few minutes later:

“I’m really sorry. I was going to stop anyway as I have felt nothing but guilt! I am not that kind of person but have had a moment of weakness. Your discretion would be appreciated. Thanks!!!”

That’s word for word what he said. The emphasis is mine…..

Uuuuugggghhh.

My discretion? FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK you. I have nothing to be discretionary about douchewad. I especially liked the Thanks!!! at the end, because 3 exclamation points is always appropriate when you’re requesting that someone not expose your dirty little secret to your wife and child. I did the maths of when we first started chatting and when their child was born, and homeboy was emailing me while there was a 2-3 week old child at home. Charming.

I am very grateful that I found out now, rather than later on, muchos grateful. The things that annoys me the most about this is:

1. I liked the kid and I’m a little pissed at myself for not picking up anything unusual. I used to trust my gut, and this time el gut let me down.
2. This is the first time in a long time I’ve put myself out there, it obviously did not turn out too well.
3. I’m worried that I’ll be a little mistrustful of men I date now. I did not need to be more cynical.

Either way it’s done and thankfully I’ll never see or hear from him again. I am taking a couple of weeks off the dating horse though.

6 Comments »

This is one of those times where it would be worth hiring a professional soccer/football athlete to ring his door bell and kick him in the baby maker like their trying to make a field goal from halfway across the field.

June 29th, 2011 | 2:29 am

Dude, totally.

It was one of the main reasons I did it via text because all I wanted to do is kick him in the nads!

June 29th, 2011 | 6:27 pm

I cannot believe the gall of that man. “Discretion”? I wonder what makes him think you should be doing him any favours? Jesus. I would be tempted to stomp over there and boot him in the nads myself. I might fly down and do that, if that’s ok?

June 29th, 2011 | 6:27 pm

I know! I’m like I have no problems with discretion here homeboy. And also that he thought I’d be the kind of girl who’d have a meltdown and cause a scene, I have far better things to do with my time.

Like defame him on the innernet!

June 29th, 2011 | 7:13 pm
Kass:

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

This kind of thing makes me really hate and distrust men, and that’s so damn unfair to all the nice guys out there. What a fucken cunt, for real.

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