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Tuesday May 17, 2011

Good lord, time flies away on this thing. Because I’ve only got 20 minutes before I go home you get half arsed bullet points! Yay!

Property Baron status – I settled yesterday and I officially am a home owner. I did a final walk through of the apartment yesterday before settlement and God I love the place. Actually, I love the potential in the place. The current tenant has been there for 28 years, I am more than happy for her to stay and help me pay off the mortgage. The place is immaculate and she’s the perfect tenant.

Sure, she’s as mad as a cut snake and wears her lipstick outside of her natural lip line. Sure I went over for a quick 15 minute chat and left 2 hours later ( after giving her permission to paint and do some other cosmetic changes. I mean hell, when she moves out/croaks (she’s old!) I’m stripping everything back anyway so knock yourself our lady with your decoupage.

(She painted the shower screen pink. She’s a nut.)

Dating Site – It’s going okay actually, I had my first “date” last week. With a doctor (wooooo – mother was pleased.) Sure he was a typical arrogant doctor and we got along far better as friends, but if I ever get shot after getting up to dodgy antics I totally have someone to extract it!

I was also the recipient of an email with 4 photos attached after making a comment that I dig nerdy boys. It was from a guy with an un-ironic moustache and the photos were of his D&D figurines that he’d proudly painted…….

I haven’t responded yet. I am not too sure what to say to that. I like my nerds, but not to that extent.

30 for 30 – I’ve set myself a goal of writing a 30 bucket list, 30 things to do while I’m 30. Sure the first (and only) items I’ve put down are “go on a blind date” and “buy property” (check and CHECK!) but I think it’s going to be a good thing for me to do to get out there and stop being hermit lady.

I love being hermit lady but I really need to force myself to get out and do things, so yes, it’s a Get Off Your Arse and Do Shit list.

Sabine – I’ve decided to start a harassment campaign to get Sabine to move back to Sydney. If you feel like harassing a stranger you’ve never met (except for a couple of you) please leave a comment to Sabine about how living in a desert town is lame and she should move back to Sydney so we can go for more trips to Ikea where I drive with the handbrake on and hiss at small children who get in our way.



Congrats on settlement and crazy old stable tenant. 🙂 And yes ok I’ll be the first
“Sabine please come back to Sydney so Lucy stops asking complete and utter tosser like strangers to harass you, its creepy” 🙂

May 18th, 2011 | 7:41 pm

Hey Nicole,

Thanks for the thanks, I’m really relieved it’s all over and done with.

And thank you for the shout out to Sabine, I figure if enough innernet strangers harrass her she may move home. Thank you for the harassment!

May 18th, 2011 | 8:40 pm
Mr. Guinness:

Sabine, PLEASE help Lucy, she needs a “sis” nearby as she becomes and adult “homeowner”, …besides who better to “have her back” when the mood to be “Lucy” occurs again !!!! 🙂

May 19th, 2011 | 5:16 am

I hope you are happy I now have that song stuck in my head 😛 I’m so happy for you for now being a homeowner, there’s something very satisfying knowing you own your home.

And to Sabine…Sydney seems way cooler than a desert town. Plus you have the awesomeness that is Lucy there and she misses you, that alone should be enough for you to go back 🙂

I’m also very happy the online dating thing isn’t going so bad for you…you are a minority at this point in time. Go you!!

May 20th, 2011 | 11:38 pm

She tried it, now she’s laming on her ass watching daytime TV, get your booty back to Sydney, Sabine!

May 26th, 2011 | 1:24 pm
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