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Monday Jan 18, 2010

While I’m still coughing like a 90 year old smoker I’m finally feeling better after last week’s black lung epidemic. This is good as while I still sound dodgy I feel much better and can finally sleep through the night.

Next stop cutting back on smoking. I’m not going to quit, quitting is for losers. Plus I’m not ready, so cutting back is a good alternative.

I’ve also decided on another sabbatical. It’s not the good kind of sabbatical though, as I’ll be on a sabbatical from any type of low down action. I’m doing a 3 month celibacy run again, I quite enjoyed the one I did a couple of years ago. Well, enjoyed is not the right word but I met a lot of really awesome new boys and did not sleep with the old boy/s once. This was a win in my book.

Even if (and I can’t believe I’m putting this in writing) my celebrations at the end of the 3 month period last time involved sleeping with 2 boys in one week and then realising with horror that my period was late.

For a good few days I had a skanky Jerry Springer/Maury Povich style freak out that if I was actually pregnant I wouldn’t know who the father was, and one of the boys was a gorgeous Canadian backpacker who left the country the next day, aaannnd I couldn’t remember his first name.

 So, maybe the celebrations will be a little more low key this time.

 But yes, no sex. No boy action at all. For 3 months.

 Trust me, it’s a good exercise for me as I tend to keep boys around long past their use-by date and before you know it you realise that you still see the boy you lost your virginity to regularly and you’re still having sleepovers with a boy you broke up with 5 years ago.


 Anyway, I was going to do a normal update (hung out with Dad this weekend, went and saw Avatar in 3D and just ended up getting motion sickness, found out I apparently talk in my sleep) but you got a Lucy is a whore update instead.



The force is strong in you, Lucy. If you do meet any nice, new bearded boys, you must tell me your secret, because I am starting to think that they are a myth. Unicorns, Santa, and nice bearded boys. All myths.

January 19th, 2010 | 7:27 am

You know what we should do? Have a bearded nerd boy call out on our blogs (barring any exes of course.)

I mean surely there’s got to be one or two who read our pages, right?

January 19th, 2010 | 10:07 am

Sweet! I already didn’t shave today!

Srsly though, I didn’t know you had such a juicy sex life. Very impressive.

January 19th, 2010 | 4:51 pm

Bwahaha! Glad my hussy-ness impressed you Dr Mark. And if you actually grow a beard you could be in trouble.

January 19th, 2010 | 7:23 pm

That is an ace plan, but with my blog being pretty much defunct I’m not sure I’d have much luck. You should totally do it though. And then if you get an excess of nerd boys, maybe we could divide them up based on location? Or by impressiveness of beard?

January 19th, 2010 | 10:03 pm

This is me posting a comment as otherwise Lucy is going to (and I quote) ‘Roshambo’ me ….

The end 🙂


January 20th, 2010 | 1:54 pm

Now she says she’s going to ‘nutsack’ me …. bitch is evil 🙂

January 20th, 2010 | 2:11 pm

R.A.T – Totally a deal, there’ll be a cute bearded man cattle call coming up….

Adam – You, sir, are a complete douchebag.

January 20th, 2010 | 7:12 pm
Mr. Guinness:

It might really be worth a few bucks to see Lucy and RAT really kick some “boy butt”, but obviously they have far too much class. But then again it would definately be dismissed in court as “justifiable homicide” or the like. 🙂

January 22nd, 2010 | 4:51 am

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