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Friday Apr 24, 2009

It turns out that when I say tomorrow I actually mean the day after tomorrow.


This week has been a wee bit hectic, I’ve got next week off work, there’s a billion projects going on at work, my mother’s been in the state looking after the crippled sister and it was my birthday.


Because I can, you get bullet points –


1.     I have next week off work – it will be glorious and lovely. I’m having a holiday at home, i.e. I’m pottering around at home for a week where the most I do is sleep in, do some gardening, read, bake, go to the library and watch some movies. I.cannot.wait. I am tired and need a bit of a break from work. There’s a lot going on around here and it’s going to get worse so a little breather now will be better for me long term.


2.     There’s a billing projects going on at work – See above, work busy, long days and a lot of consultants coming in. Weird.


3.     My mother came to visit for a week to help Sabine. Sabine is not doing so well with being a cripple in crutches and movement is still limited so she’s had a couple of weeks off. Mum came over for a week to visit and look after her has and pretty much just driven her batty before heading to the pub for the afternoon each day. Pretty much a repeat of our childhood (zing!)


4.     It was my birthday. I had drinks last weekend at Kuletos in Newtown for it and all of the bestest people in the world (i.e. my friends and family) came out. I frocked up, I put heels on, I was motherfucking ready to celebrate.

Then 2 cocktails in Adam  decided to bet that I couldn’t finish the cocktails on the menu. If I could I didn’t have to pay him for the billions of DVD’s he recently bought me on a Bali trip. I’m way competitive and if I can get something for free I totally will. There were 8 per side, and I, in my infinite wisdom, thought that would be a breeze.

Adam just showed me photos he took of the night where there are at least 3 or 4 flashing photos of me (below are a couple of the PG rated ones of me and Sabine) and Beth and Sabine informed me that I apparently started singing the Happy Birthday song. For myself. Even though I don’t sing in public ever. And then I gave a short little speech where I used the f bomb. And I also left my beautiful new Blackberry Bold in the cab on the way home at 3 a.m.


Best birthday ever.








Folks, I cannot stress enough that the $138 I forfeited for Bali-purchased DVD’s was *well* worth it.

I believe it’s Mark that’s noted that Lucy won’t get her boobs out for him …..
Do I need to explain further where this is going….? nay.

And that’s just the start of it …

Good times

April 24th, 2009 | 5:32 pm

… and update your about page, you’re getting older 🙂

April 24th, 2009 | 5:46 pm

Oh, you’re saying she’s dvd/cocktail whore. Or chest-whore. Is that a thing?

Well, at least I know what to get her for her next birthday.

(PS Happy birthday Lucy!)

April 25th, 2009 | 4:10 pm

Happy Birthday Lucy!

Just the though of sixteen cocktails makes me want to vomit…

April 26th, 2009 | 1:40 pm

Adam – Hey Mr Long Island Iced Tea who was also a trashbag!

Don’t be bitter because I won the bet okay…

Mark – No, I don’t have a cocktail/DVD/flashing fetish.

Unfortunately it appears after a few cocktail there is allegedly photos of me where I’m semi-flashing. Allegedly.

Ross – Thanks kitten, it’s good to know you’re still around.

How’s the teaching going?

April 27th, 2009 | 11:22 am

1. If you draw me into this I will tell them exactly what you were doing…. promise 🙂

2. About your about ‘About’ page… non-27-yr-old ….

3. iPhone/iPhone/iPhone! …


p.s – you’re still cool 🙂

April 27th, 2009 | 2:23 pm

Teaching is going well, thanks for asking :-). I should probably blog about it one on these day, eh?

April 27th, 2009 | 9:56 pm

Adam –

1. Please, I know all of your secrets. If we get into a tit for tat I would destroy you :p

2.Speaking of site admin, can you set up that emailing posting thing for me? Please?

3. No. Iphones are crap.

Ross – Yes! Please update again, I miss your posting….

April 29th, 2009 | 9:51 pm

I know I’m late to the game here, but Happy Belated Birthday anyway! Looks like you had a lot of fun, and escaped injury which is what’s important right? LoL.

May 5th, 2009 | 12:36 am
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