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Tuesday Nov 18, 2008

Today is bad busy at work today. Although I have an awesome story of helping uncover some criminal charges against a co-worker, who then got walked off the premises yesterday.


That was pretty cool.


In the meantime I’ll leave you with some haiku’s, these are (obviously) the first I’ve written. I call them “Ode to the Broken Zipper on my Trousers” and “Ode to George – Stop Biting Mama.”



Oh faulty zipper!

Showing lucky underpants

Not so lucky now.




George! My puppycat

You drive me bloody mental

With all the biting


Mr. Guinness:

” …and now, Ladies and Gentlemen, the poet laurete of Sydney, and the Southern Hemisphere, Dame Lucy!!” (Please throw money not rose petals!) 🙂

November 18th, 2008 | 11:21 pm


Genius, pure genius.

November 19th, 2008 | 5:19 am

Thank you, thank you.

I’ll be here all week.

November 19th, 2008 | 5:34 am

Ode to a Broken Zipper ftw!

Utterly brilliant. *throws roses onto the stage*

November 19th, 2008 | 9:57 am

Thank you, you’re far too kind.

(I’m clearly not geek enough as I had to look up FTW. Fail.)

November 20th, 2008 | 8:37 pm

Love the haiku’s! Keep up the good work! 🙂

November 22nd, 2008 | 2:53 am

Basho’s banana
tree: not as suggestive as
exposed underpants

November 23rd, 2008 | 1:57 pm

Loser 🙂

(I still love you and all, but … you’re a loser)


December 1st, 2008 | 9:09 am
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