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Friday Oct 31, 2008

Things I have thought today –

 

       Why, just because I spent a week in Paris 3 years ago, do I believe I can speak French? I mean, apart from the standard greetings all I know what to do is buy a packet of Marlboro cigarettes, and order a cheese and ham baguette. And while I love smoking and ham and cheese rolls I don’t think I’m going to last very long if that’s all I’ve got.

       That if it is this hot again tomorrow (36 degrees) while I’m helping Beth move house I am liable to fall down at some point and not be able to get up. I do not handle heat and physical exertion very well.

       Speaking of physical exertion (SEGUE!) I am totally making out with an unsuitable boy tonight. 3rd time’s a charm, it’s all locked in. Spoon!

       Why I thought that giving up halfway through straightening my hair, because “fuck it, I can put it up into a ponytail” was a good idea. Note to self – Not a good idea. Today I have half straight hair with weird odd kinky curls poking out.

       I am like a working machine this week. I am efficient, I am hitting goals, I am kicking arse and taking names.

       Why is George always gorgeous and delightfully smooch at inopportune moments, like the minute before I need to leave the house?

       It is hot today, and I am wearing a blouse and I kinda smell.

       Lucky, I went shopping today and bought new tops so I can change before I head to the VODKA BAR! Oh yes, the delightful bar that serves bajillions of different types of vodka.

       The idea of making out with a boy tonight is making me giddy. Because I love you guys, and apparently because I have no shame, I can admit it’s been 6 months. I am a born again virgin. I mean I think I can technically claim my virginity back again at the 6 month mark. Lucky I am hitting all of my goals, in more ways than one (wink wink, nudge, nudge)

       God I am hilarious.

       I have to go drink vodka, have great weekends my loves.

8 Comments »

Good luck / Have fun!!!

October 31st, 2008 | 4:53 pm
Mr. Guinness:

Speaking of ham and cheese sandwiches,….only kidding. SEGUE allow me to dd a new French phrase to your collection from a song by the “something” sisters from the 60’s or seventies, and the phrase, used mostly by former sailors in France after a six month deployment at sea with 3,000 other sailors, and trust me ordered more than ham and cheese IS “voulez vous coucher avec moi” I will leave you to find appropriate translators in Australia, but it does have a lot to do with your weekend objectives, and it’s not the Vodka Bar. Have a great, and “strenuously physically exerting weekend. 😉

October 31st, 2008 | 10:25 pm

What makes the boy ‘unsuitable?’ Is he mean? Seedy? Homeless? Glabrous about the chin?

November 2nd, 2008 | 5:22 pm

Enny – Sure did, thanks chicken.

Alec – I do know what that certain phrase means, never used it but sung it drunkenly quite often, thank you Lady Marmalade.

Mark – He is suitable unsuitable because he’s an ex. Which let’s be honest is as bad as all of the above listed traits 🙂

November 2nd, 2008 | 5:38 pm

Or even suitably unsuitable….

November 2nd, 2008 | 5:45 pm

Ah! That is an unsuitable suitor!

November 3rd, 2008 | 4:16 pm

Just wanted to stop in and say hello, and to say sorry I haven’t been around for awhile! The dress is lovely, and so is sophia!

Hope you had fun, and there was much spoon! 🙂

November 4th, 2008 | 12:13 pm

Oh hello missy, it has been a long time but I’m very glad you’re back.

November 5th, 2008 | 7:17 am
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