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Thursday Oct 9, 2008

I’m still alive, things are getting much better as each day goes by, so this is a very good thing.

In fact the only time I’ve cried in the past few days is reading the final Golden Compass book – oh, when Lyra has to leave Pan at the dock and he turns into the little puppy dog thing, oh I cried and cried. On the train. No shame!

In fact I’m even in the shopping mood again which is a great indicator of my well being. Not my savings account but still a good sign.

This weekend I have an afternoon high tea for one of my closest friends hen’s thing (she is a classy girl and has avoided the oiled up stripper hens night.) Unfortunately most of the girls I went to school with, and don’t care for, will be there. So that’s not great, plus I’ll be there on my own so I’ll have to come up with a plan to either look fantastic and/or project an air of mystery and not talk to anyone except the hen.

How I will do this when I’ll be eating delightful little cakes like these I do not know as I food is in my top 3 favourite things and I’m vocal about delicious things. Hmmm, anyway I need to stop stealing my neighbours wireless to for dresses and go to bed.

Proper post tomorrow I think.


Could you please score me an invite to this hen’s party, because those cakes are seriously making me drool on my desk. I am glad to hear you are feeling better, lovey.

October 9th, 2008 | 9:24 pm

Oh man, having you there to help scoff, in a ladylike manner, those cakes down would be awesome, plus for the help with the school friends too. Jet down to Sydney stat!

October 9th, 2008 | 9:27 pm
Mr. Guinness:

I always found a lowering of the voice, a quick left and right look, leaning in a bit and with a straight face saying, “Due to National Security concerns I’m not at liberty to discuss my work or status. I’m sure you understand.” Works like a charm. Within twenty minutes everyone in the room will be looking at you, and pretending they are not, leaving you oodles of time to enjoy all the little cakes strewn about. To further enhance the “spell”turn your watch to the under side of your wrist and occasionally bring it close to your mouth and say a few words, with the apprpriate look of a. concern, b. annoyance, or c. resignation. Smile only once all afternoon when talking to the watch, other than that have a great time!
Mr. Guinness

October 9th, 2008 | 10:18 pm

Oh, I am awesome at snubbing high school bitches, too. Plenty of experience here. You just need to go with the whole “I earn loads of cash” angle and throw in some “oh, you’re still with that guy from high school? I thought he would be in prison by now…” type comments too.

October 10th, 2008 | 7:10 am

Glad you are feeling better. Those cakes look divine!

Go for the air of mystery. Everyone just assumes things and you won’t have to say much at all.

October 13th, 2008 | 7:34 am
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