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Wednesday Oct 3, 2007
Right, the eye twitch may be firmly back (and wow is it back with a vengeance) and this 5 p.m. finish just gets harder and harder I am loving the shit out of this job. I have no idea what I’m doing, I’m feeling like I’m fucking up in everything I’m doing and I’ve lost count of the conversations I’ve had with Adam where I start with,” You llliiiieeeed, the people here are mmmmeeeaaannnn and this stuff is hhharrrddd!!!.” but I’m still really enjoying it oddly enough.

Did you know that there are some boys out there who have problems with girls who drink beer?

I mean really. That’s like me being turned off by a man who uses hair product because of it’shas inherent female connotations. Or perpetuating the myth that boys don’t and shouldn’t cry by calling them sissy’s.

I really should ask this of the boys I have sleepovers with before I have sleepovers with them.

I know I shouldn’t slow down to look at car crashes but wow, read this whole schemozzle? Fascinating delusional reading.

Here’s some advice on non technological people using technical equipment – Don’t be stupid.

See, simple.

Here’s the thing – if you want to own and use a car you should know how to drive the damned thing, and you should also know some basics on what to do if something goes wrong, i.e. how to change a tyre, what to do when it won’t start, or changing the battery.

And yet there are people out there who use computers and the www daily and are surprised, I mean incredibly surprised, when they get viruses or their information (that they’ve willing put out there) gets hacked or they have completely inadequate personal security protections (Note to people – using the word password as your password? That is stupidity against all laws of man and nature).

Learn the basics, and if you don’t know enough make friends with an IT tech or your support company so you can call and ask about these things.

Fuck.

I was out at a drunken dinner last week with a couple of former work kids (from the last job) and I got some photos back. I was looking through them and noticed this photo –


Now, I look like a giantess in this one or some other hybrid chubby Amazon woman. Keep in mind that I am barely 5’3. That’s only slightly above legally a midget. Is this person next to me not the tiniest thing you’ve ever seen? I wanted to hug her and swish her around like a rag doll.

I realise it’s a by product of living in the stinky hipster gay friendly inner west but I have somehow acquired a few lesbian friends, pretty much overnight. I’m having drinks this weekend with the recently outed K, and my favourite lesbians are cooking me dinner Saturday night. God bless the lesbians.

Well, I’m beat so I’m heading home.

Be good kids

6 Comments »

Mr. Guinness:

Why on earth would a man have a problem with a girl who drinks beer? That just means they are “real” not the “cosmo” foo-foo dips, or the Crystal “How much is in your wallet? ” bimbo’s.
I’ll take a beer girl anytime!

October 4th, 2007 | 5:24 am
colonel eggroll:

I second that! What’s wrong with a girl that drinks beer? Absolutely nothing.

I ventured over to the delusional reading a while back, and the rambling long diatribes made my head hurt. Paranoid much?

October 5th, 2007 | 6:07 am
Steph:

Does it suprise you at all that I’m at the center of that cyber cyclone?
LMAO!

I like a girl who can drink beer, it makes my rounds cheaper.

October 6th, 2007 | 1:19 am
Mark:

Yeah, sounds like you got yourself a real asshat re: the beer issue. Stop me if I’m being too judgemental. Maybe it’s lack of spoon making me agitated.

October 6th, 2007 | 10:17 am
Mizanthrop:

I know you don’t, but I like the haircut.

So there.

October 6th, 2007 | 9:45 pm
lucy:

Alec – See, I don’t mine a pink girly drink either. But really, I figure if he drinks beer then with equal opportunity and all that it’s fine for me to also enjoy beer without discrimination.

See, and they say all that equality stuff is useless 🙂

Colonel – Was it not completely bizarre to read? I mean sure, be pissed off and annoyed if you get a Trojan or viruses but it just took a really paranoid turn.

Weird.

Steph – No, I am completely not surprised. Although wow, you really couldn’t have scripted a more entertaining but bizarre read.

Mark – He’s not generally too bad, but it’s times like these that I’m grateful that we’re no longer actually dating.

Because girls not allowed to like beer? Pfftt.

Mizanthrop – Hey, thank you! It’s not too bad when it’s kinda up and straightened to within an inch of its life. But when curly? Like heinously awful, cannot go out in public awful.

October 7th, 2007 | 3:22 pm
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